Sunday, August 21, 2011
Beverly Hills Burritos
INTERIOR OF A BURRITO SHOP, THE WALLS ARE COVERED WITH LOCAL ART,
"So tell me Serge, what does something like this go for?" Axle asks, admiring the artwork on the wall.
"Fifty thousand dollars," Serge replies.
"Fifty thousand dollars!" Axle exclaims, stunned, "GittheFouttahere!"
"I know!" Serge squeals.
"Well what else ya' got, that's more in line with a Detroit cops pay?" Axle asks, looking serious.
"How 'bout a nice fish taco? Serge asks, "They're delish, I serve them with a twist of lime..."
"Okay," Axle says, "and send a Steak Burrito and a Chicken Quesadilla to that beige sedan parked in front of the meter." He starts braying like the mule he'll someday become.
"Excellent choices" Serge beams, "Nachos too?"
"Why not," Axle replies, "Nothing but the best for Jacksonville's finest"
CUE FAMILIAR MUSIC